do you remember how much i HATE going to the dentist?

it's one of y top 5 most-hated activies.

my very first trip to the dentist as a kid, i threw up in the little spity sink after they put "mr. sucky" down my throat, gagging me. the x-ray things you bit on are always too big for my mouth and cut my palette. i hate the taste of mint. i hate flossing. i hate being 'scolded' for not flossing. i hate going to the dentist. but thanks to you, talula, i now need PRESCRIPTION TOOTHPASTE.

that is literally a thick paste that you can't rinse after you apply it. it's gross and i hate this now, too. it's like everytime i turn around, you fuck something else up for me. if it's not my stomach, it's my colon. if it's not my head, it's something totally new!

you can stop with the surprises, talula. we're half-way through my treatment. let's keep it civil. please and thank you.